How the old man stole easter

• How the Old man stole easter 

Twas the night before the night before easter everyone was asleep except the old man…

He was up all night lying in his bed thinking about how much he HATED easter

it was like an old scab that was just hanging there it hurted or annoyed him every year.

He hated the laughing and the smell of chocolate you know he hated chocolate

all together so he thought up a plan so he could destroy it for everyone....

but first he had to get his groceries. He walked past the children in the dairy,

past the bakery and the toy store to go get his groceries,

also go to the evil emporium to get all the things he needed to steal Easter.

He got an Easter bunny suit, some TNT, a shovel, binoculars, night vision goggles,

heat sensor goggles (to spot the rabbit) , and a pitchfork

The plan is a go! but first he waited until night planning out his devilish plan.

while he watched over the town every few seconds a light went

out this was part one of his plan Cut the power!!! So now the Easter

bunny thinks everyone is asleep and he comes early,

here he comes! I will now assassinate him then the old man jumps out of

hiding and thwacks the Easter bunny on the head…

He is out cold! Ha ha ha ha jokes on you!

I will take his chocolate sack and flush it down the toilet!

No evidence! And everyone will see him and he will not be a secret anymore! Truly devilish Me!

suddenly the Easter bunny woke up and flicks the back of the old man’s

head and runs away he is sitting in his burrow

thinking about how none of the children waking up and seeing chocolate oh he

just loves the look of delight on their poor poor faces.

Meanwhile the old man was flushing the bag of chocolate eggs

down the toilet he truly hated the smell he had to get rid of it! Until The toilet got clogged….

DUN DUN DUN! But that didn't mean he wouldn't still see the sad faces of the children,

he went to bed knowing that it would be a good day (unlike all the other Easters)

he got up in the morning with a spring in his step and a smile in his eyes, he was happy.

He got up to go to town to get his milk and eggs to make a cake for him to eat all by himself,

he was always a bit lonely so he looked

for the kids but they weren't

playing they were all inside and they weren't that happy as they usually are so he went home

and found that the sack was still stuck in the toilet and it was waterproof

so they weren't wet he got his Easter bunny costume and headed out to spread joy,

he realised that he was always unhappy not because

of Easter but because he didn't have any friends he was a lonely old man who lived in a creepy

old cave at the top of a mountain, he realised something....

he just didn't look friendly he never even acted friendly so he went to his secret planning

underground super top secret awesome lab and thought up a plan.. to go all the houses and give

the kids their chocolate eggs. Little did they know all of that stuff I just said made him unhappy

so he put dynamite in the chocolate and they went KABOOOM when they ate the eggs.